Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

The Book:  Nursery Rhymes

The Gist:  Old school nursery rhymes - Mother Goose stylez.

Why It's Creepy:  Did the original author of these nursery rhymes have something else in mind?

I love little pussy, her coat is so warm,
And if I don’t hurt her, she’ll do me no harm.
So I’ll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,
But pussy and I very gently play.

And what's with the corporal punishment going on in the shoe?  Mother Goose is going medieval on that bunny's ass.